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Theo Lorenz

Your nerdy queer REALTOR

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About Me

If you're looking for an approachable, friendly Realtor who's nearly as passionate about your house hunt as you are, we might be a great fit! I aim to foster enthusiasm, education, and self-confidence with every client. Also, I already love your pets.

Most of my business is in the Twin Cities and surrounding suburbs, but if you're looking for a Realtor within an hour's drive from Saint Paul, just ask! Will road trip for good clients when I have the time. I love working with clients in any capacity, but there's a soft spot in my heart for first-time buyers. I also love chatting about real estate curiosities and answering questions!

My pronouns are they/he and I'm queer, non-binary, and trans. One of my goals in real estate is to make sure my clients feel their identities, relationships, and needs are respected at all levels of the process. 

Before joining EXIT Realty Metro, I spent nine years in tech support and several more (ongoing) as the bestselling author and illustrator of books like Unicorns Are Jerks: A Coloring Book Exposing The Cold, Hard, Sparkly Truth and The Trans Self-Care Workbook. I'm also passionate about sci-fi and fantasy, fiber arts, neurodiversity, and social justice. My home is the Saint Paul Midway, where I live with my partner and kid, a banana ball python named Raffi, and a pile of assorted cats.

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I was featured in Lavender Magazine in fall of 2018!

You can read the interview here.

Got a question? Let's see if I have an answer! My FAQ is here.

About Me

Buyer's agent

I can help you navigate the housing market, find a home you love, and get you to the closing table.

Listing agent

I can help you prepare your home to sell, attract the right buyers, and move on with minimal stress. 


Already have a buyer for your home but don't want to navigate the logistics or paperwork alone? I can help!


I’m always open to questions about real estate! Drop me a line. below or find me on social media.

Contact me!

Email:  /  Text: 651-278-7865

or send your questions through the form below

Send a Message
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I typically reply via email. 

Other places to find me

  • Theo Nicole Lorenz author and illustrator
  • zillow
  • Twitter
  • Instagram

Cat pictures

For your enjoyment (optional). 

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