If you're looking for an approachable, nontraditional Realtor who's nearly as passionate about your house hunt as you are, we might be a great fit! I aim to foster enthusiasm, education, and self-confidence with my clients. Also, I already love your pets.
Most of my business is in Minneapolis, Saint Paul, and surrounding suburbs. I love working with all varieties of buyers and sellers, but there's a soft spot in my heart for first-time buyers. I also love chatting about real estate curiosities and answering questions!
My pronouns are they/he and I'm queer, non-binary, and trans. One of my main goals in real estate is to make sure my clients feel their identities, relationships, and needs are respected at all levels of the process.
Before becoming a Realtor, I spent nine years in tech support and several more (ongoing) as the bestselling author and illustrator of books like Unicorns Are Jerks: A Coloring Book Exposing The Cold, Hard, Sparkly Truth and The Trans Self-Care Workbook. I'm also passionate about sci-fi and fantasy, fiber arts, neurodiversity, and social justice. My home is the Saint Paul Midway, where I live with my partner and kid, a banana ball python named Raffi, and a pile of assorted cats.
I was featured in Lavender Magazine in fall of 2019!
You can read the interview here.
Got a question? Let's see if I have an answer! My FAQ is here.
Buyer's agent
I can help you navigate the housing market, find a home you love, and get you to the closing table
Listing agent
I can help you prepare your home to sell, attract the right buyers, and move on with minimal stress
Facilitator
If you're selling or buying a home off-market, I can help you navigate the paperwork and logistics
Questions
I’m always open to questions about real estate. Drop me a line below!
Contact me
Send your questions through the form below or reach out directly.
MyRealtorTheo@gmail.com / 651-278-7865 (texts preferred)
License: #40564291
Proud member of
Lakes Area Realty
1428 West 28th Street
Minneapolis, MN 55408
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